The fine print of Existence Inc.

The fine print of Existence Inc.

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Are you one of those careless people who click “agree” to anything without reading the fine print?

We all click “agree” to the terms and conditions of life when we are born without knowing what they are. Decades later, when we run into some of the limitations defined by the fine print, we are often surprised. Here is what you agreed to when you took your first breath.

“Welcome to Existence!

Congratulations on being born! We thank you for the opportunity to provide our life services (“Services”) to you. The Services are provided by Existence Inc. (“Existence”), located at the universe.

By using our Services, you are agreeing to these terms. Please read them carefully.

Our Services are very diverse, so sometimes additional terms or requirements (including age requirements) may apply.

Don’t misuse our Services.

You may use our Services only as permitted by laws of nature. We may suspend or stop providing our Services to you if you do not comply with our terms or policies or if we are investigating suspected misconduct.

Using our Services does not give you ownership of any of the items you come in contact with.

We are constantly changing and improving our Services. We may add or remove functionalities or features, and we may suspend or stop a Service altogether.

You can stop using our Services at any time, although we’ll be sorry to see you go. Existence may also stop providing Services to you, or add or create new limits to our Services at any time.

If we discontinue a Service, where reasonably possible, we will give you reasonable advance notice. But please keep in mind that we may at any time decide to discontinue providing some or all of our services at our sole discretion without prior warning.

OTHER THAN AS EXPRESSLY SET OUT IN THESE TERMS OR ADDITIONAL TERMS, EXISTENCE MAKES NO SPECIFIC PROMISES ABOUT THE SERVICES. FOR EXAMPLE, WE DON’T MAKE ANY COMMITMENTS ABOUT THE QUALITY OF THE SERVICES, THE SPECIFIC FUNCTIONS OF THE SERVICES, OR THEIR RELIABILITY, AVAILABILITY, OR ABILITY TO MEET YOUR NEEDS. WE PROVIDE THE SERVICES “AS IS”.”

Keep that in mind and you won’t be so surprised when a feature is taken away.

 


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